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A man came into work yesterday to order some food. I noticed that his hands and feet were extremely large and while he was giving me instructions, I couldn’t help but picture him bouncing around on all fours when he’s at home. I was almost confused when he didn’t want to place an order for a banana sandwich, or a side of banana for a salad. He didn’t even inquire about our banana tea. But I guess that’s ok. He can keep his secret to himself if he pleases. But we all know that monkeys aren’t good at being quiet.
I’ve also encountered an interesting thing about pregnant women: they’ll order healthy meals (for the baby), but in the last second…add on a piece of devastatingly delicious chocolate cake. And upon making that request, everything about their being changes, a new voices comes out from their lips. It’s as if they’re about to experience the “sin” of chocolate for the first time. And the excuse is always the same: “Well I AM pregnant! Let me have my craving!” And I give it to them because there is always an interesting arousal in sinning.
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